i'm not afraid of anything.

honestly, siri freaks me out.

i know that right now, the technology sucks so obviously, you can’t have a whole conversation with your iphone the way cool celebrities do in commercials. 

but even just the notion of it, of talking to a cell phone and having it talk back, makes me cringe, especially the fact that “she” is referenced with a freaking gender pronoun. 

i don’t like the thought of it at all. i don’t like thinking that my phone would talk to me. i don’t want to have anything computer-y or robot-y speaking to me. all i can think of is AP lang and mr. chatterton and how we talked about the future.

i don’t like siri, not one bit.